The difference between Tourism and Terrorism is where you land your plane.
Be careful when you blindly follow the masses, sometimes the “m” is silent.
The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command. – George Orwell
Take your broken heart, make it into art. – Carrie Fischer
Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer. – Henry Lawson
Let no one who loves be called altogether unhappy. Even love unreturned has its rainbow.
― J.M. Barrie
Having a university degree doesn’t say your smart or stupid but not being able to understand percentages does make you look really stupid!
Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana. – Groucho Marx
New year’s resolution: 1. Be nicer. 2. Use more sarcasm.